小短文50字简单的英语小笑话(带翻译)

Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?   
Nick‘s answer: Because our eyes are before ears.   
在一次物理考试时,当同学们都还在苦思冥想时,尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是:为什么在打雷时,我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?
尼克的回答是:因为眼睛在前,耳朵在后。
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 
Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!  
Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read. 
我的狗不识字。布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了!
史密斯夫人:可是你该在报纸上登广告啊!
布朗夫人:没有用的,我的小狗不认识字。”
A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage.
"Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut the door, please!"
"Oh, I just want to kiss my sister goodbye," she called back.
"You just shut that door, please," called the guard, "and I'll see to the rest."
一位车上的列车员刚发出信号让火车启动,这时他看见一位很漂亮的姑娘站在站台上一节打开的车厢门旁边,跟车厢里另一位漂亮姑娘在说话。
“快点,小姐!”他喊道:“请把门关上。”
“噢,我还没有和妹妹吻别呢。”她回答道。
“请把门关上好了,”列车员说:“其余的事由我负责。
A guy says to his friend," Guess how many coins I have in my pocket."
The friends says, "If I guess right, will you give me one of them?"
The first guys says, "If you guess right, I'll give you both of them!"
路人甲对路人乙说,"猜猜我兜里有几个子儿?"
路人乙说:"我猜对了,你能给我一个不?"
路人甲说:"你要猜对了,我两个全部给你!"
"He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked," How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
"法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"
法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"
被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"

最后编辑于:2021/12/30 拔丝英语网

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